A less than perfect concert experience…

Last week, my friend and I went to see Matt Nathanson in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. It always amazes me how different concert experiences can be depending on the venue and the attitude of the staff at that venue. This performer is phenomenal, and the concert should have been incredible. Unfortunately, due to the inability of the manager of the Baton Rouge Varsity Theater to accommodate me and my wheelchair, this was not the case.

Let’s get some background on Mr. Nathanson, shall we? If you haven’t heard his music, you should definitely look him up. His new album, Modern Love, is one of the best I’ve heard as a cohesive album in a long time. I was introduced to him a couple years ago when he opened for Sugarland and Little Big Town and have followed him since. Do you know that song, “Come on Get Higher?” That’s his. I personally love “Faster” and “Queen of the Knots” on the new album the best. Not only does he have a great voice and look great (ladies, we love to watch him wiggle), but he is also hysterical on stage. I don’t think he’s managed to get that really big break yet, but it’s coming. He’s touring with Kelly Clarkson this year and is getting great exposure. He’s got the full package.

My friend drove in from Alabama for the show Monday night, met me at my house, and we left very early for Baton Rouge to make sure we had plenty of time to get there, eat dinner, and be the first ones in the door and at the front of the stage. The entire concert was standing, general admission, so getting in the venue early was key. Or so we thought. My friend had called a couple days before to ask if the venue had easy wheelchair access and if I’d be able to see, and we were assured that I would be able to go down the two top levels to the floor and get right up on the stage. Not so much.

For those of you New Orleanians, the Varsity Theater is sort of like Tipitina’s (that I love), though the majority of the audience is college-age people. There are three bottom levels in the building, each level increasing in height by two steps. There’s also a balcony level with tables that you have to climb a flight of stairs to get to. It’s a very nice venue, but the wheelchair access is horrible.

When we arrived, we were told that, even though we were three hours early, we’d have to sit on the third (top floor) level on the guardrail because my wheelchair couldn’t get down the steps to the bottom level of the floor. Now, remember, we were told by someone who worked there that we would have absolutely no problem getting right up next to the stage a few days before. We were a little bit surprised and aggravated to say the least. We tried to explain to the manager that we had ramps we could use in the car with no problem to get down the two steps, but he would not allow it due to “fire code.” He would not allow us to use one of the back doors with our ramp that only had one set of steps to climb. I was also not allowed to be carried up to the balcony level so that I could see. As people shuffled in, I soon realized there was no way I was going to be able to see the show at all. The problem is that, even with my seat raised, I am at least six inches shorter than most people in wheelchairs. Even though the people in front of me were standing on a platform two feet below mine, there was no way I could see. And on top of that, the guardrail happened to be right at my eye level.

Does this look like a good view to you?

When my friend tried to explain to the manager that I couldn’t see, he turned to her and said, “Ma’am, she has a great spot with a great view, and there’s nothing else I can do.” Now, does this look like a great view to you?

When the opening act, Rachel Platten, (who is adorable and super talented), came out to sign merchandise near us and saw that I couldn’t see at all, she even tried to get the manager to do something about it. That didn’t work either. If the entertainment couldn’t do it, how could we?

Even though the manager at the Varsity was less than polite and not easy to deal with, I understand that he has rules that he has to play by when it comes to having patrons in his establishment. However, these rules should be changed, in every venue, and it’s people like him that should fight for people like us. I have said it time and time again, but I wish people who build these arenas and clubs would sit in a wheelchair for a whole day and just get an idea of what it’s like. They need to understand what it feels like not to have the option to stand up when someone else stands up in front of you, or not to be able to fit into a regular sized bathroom stall. Then maybe there would be a spot closer to the performer with access to the front of the stage for people in wheelchairs, as well as decent-sized, semi-private bathrooms for us.

This is all I see when people stand up in front of me.

It would not be difficult for places like the Varsity to make these accommodations either. All it would take in this particular venue is two ramps on one side of the steps so that wheelchairs could drive down them. (These ramps might even be beneficial for drunk people.) They could even be removable, like they are in the House of Blues in New Orleans. HOB has accommodated wheelchairs by buying a set of long ramps to lay on the stairs before and after each show to let any wheelchair-bound patron attending get into the front of the venue. It required no structural change and was probably fairly inexpensive. You can even buy these ramps in standard lengths online. We have them for our cars.

Let’s put it this way: I’ll never go back to the Varsity until they make some changes. Nor will I recommend it to any of my friends in wheelchairs. Their loss.

The things we take for granted…

It really bothers me when I see friends, family members, or perfect strangers failing to care for their bodies properly. As someone who has never had a perfectly healthy body and has never lived a day without some kind of physical pain, it annoys me when people take walking, moving, and functioning normally for granted.

I’m not saying that everyone should work out every day and eat nothing but the healthiest foods, but I do think that sometimes we need to prioritize a little. If what you need is a healthy meal to keep from getting sick, take the time to cook it every once in a while instead of picking up Papa John’s on your way home from work to save time. Even if it just means five minutes in the morning to take a few extra vitamins, wouldn’t you rather spare those five minutes rather then be in bed all week with the flu? Isn’t ten minutes of stretching in the morning preferable to three days of back pain? An hour in the gym is better than a stiff back, isn’t it

Again, don’t take this as a tirade to never sit on the couch at night and veg out while eating a bowl of popcorn with a large glass of wine. We need that too sometimes, right ladies? I know I certainly do. I don’t always take care of myself like I should either. But it wouldn’t hurt to be a little more health-conscious sometimes for all of us.

I know how hard it is to budget time in our busy lives to take care of ourselves. With work and families, there is rarely any time left to ourselves. But we need to make time, for our own sakes (and sanity). I hate giving up an several hours a week to physical therapy and massage. There’s usually so much I feel like I should be doing or want to be doing. However, I realize that I have to in order to maintain my body function. If I don’t, I literally break bones and have a much longer recovery period. If I eat a lot of sugar for several days in a row, I find that I am more likely to spontaneously break something and am much more achey. The more I swim and exercise, the better I move and the better I do my job. Obviously my situation is a little more extreme than most people’s, but doesn’t the same idea apply to everyone in some way?

In closing to this little rant (LOL), remember how lucky you are to be able to move by yourself. You are so fortunate to be able to get out of bed, brush your teeth, drive your car, make a sandwich, and pick up a glass of water without help. As hard as it is, try not to take your bodies for granted. One day they might not work like they do now, and then where will you be? Your family and friends depend on you and want to see you healthy and happy. Preserve your health as long as you can.

Drunk, Stoned, or Just Curious?

Okay, it’s been a while since I’ve run into someone at a concert that freaked me out. Yes, there’s always that stupid, drunk blonde woman in her late twenties that thinks I’m just “too cute,” but she’s just annoying, not freaky. For those of you who have been to a concert with me, you know exactly the women I’m talking about. For those of you who don’t know, the conversation usually goes like this:

 

Drunk Blonde: Oh my goodness! She (me) is just too adorable! (to whoever I’m with) How old is she?

Me (cutting whoever I’m with off), flatly: Twenty-two

DB: Oh how cute is she!? (still to whoever I’m with) She just knows every word!

Me: *eye roll*

Whoever I’m With: Yes she does.

*now I am completely out of the conversation, thank God*

 DB: You know, I have a *fill in family member here* with *fill in disease* and it is so good to see her having a good time. You are such a good mother! So blessed.

Whoever I’m With: Oh, I’m not her mother just a *either aunt or friend*

DB: Oh but god has just blessed you SO much…

 

Blah, blah, blah. At this point, I have left whoever is with me to fend for themselves and am having fun again at the concert. I’m good like that.

 

Not too long ago, a bunch of friends and I went to a local concert at a small venue in New Orleans. I knew a couple of the musicians playing, and I try to go see them whenever I can. The venue is pretty big as far as bars go and is always a good time.

The band did a lot of oldies, including Janis Joplin’s “Piece of My Heart”, as well as a bunch of Radiator songs. For those non-New Orleanians who do not know who the Radiators are, go look them up. Their music is really fun.

Anyway, there were about nine of us in my group, and everyone was having a really good time. About halfway through the show, I noticed this guy, maybe about fifty years old, blatantly staring at me. Usually when I look at someone who is staring at me and smile, they look away. Not this weirdo. He continued to do it! And he was smiling a very creepy smile.

This went on for about a half hour, when he suddenly started moving closer. Now, remember, the concert is still going on and we are in the front row. A friend of mine’s husband took a very large step towards me, his body language obviously saying “back off dude.” The guy then tried to get around him, now within two feet of me, when another of my friends stepped in. This friend is a tad taller and broader and can be very intimidating if he wants to be. He’s much closer to “body guard” material, thank goodness. I now had two men standing next to me with their hands folded in front of them like the Secret Service. The guy finally got the message and backed off.

 

The whole thing was just too weird. I don’t know if this guy was drunk or stoned or just curious or what. I was very glad I had lots of people around me who were watching!

 

PS-The concert itself was awesome, as usual. We had a great time, minus Ding Dong! Plus, I got some killer pictures! (see below)

 

Excuses, excuses.

“Work ethic is a set of values based on hard work and diligence. It is also a belief in the moral benefit of work and its ability to enhance character.” -Someone Very Smart

I’ve always said that one of my greatest pet peeves is lazy people. There’s really no polite way to say it. It drives me crazy when I see perfectly healthy, smart people failing to live to their full potential. Where is their work ethic?

 

Disclaimer: All of these examples could be feminine as well. For simplicity’s sake, however, I’m using the masculine.

 

Example Number 1: The kid who drops out of high school or college because he doesn’t feel like doing his homework and going to class.  Now, I’m not including kids that have some kind of disaster happen in their lives or have some kind of physical or mental disease (besides laziness). These are the kids that just want to have everything handed to them on a silver platter and don’t care about working for a living. They want to party all the time. They don’t care about pulling their own weight. Unfortunately, they eventually grow into adults that have no skills to contribute to the functioning of society. Now is that really fair to the rest of us who support them?

Example Number 2: The person who has a decent job and refuses to do it. There are people in this world that are never content with what they have and refuse to see how good their life really is. If you are lucky enough to have a job in this economy, then do it! There are so many people out there with ridiculously high qualifications that are welcoming people to Wal Mart or flipping burgers because that’s the only job they can find to put food on the table for their families. More than likely, if you were given a job by an employer, you are competent enough to do it. I understand that there are people who are unhappy with their jobs for one reason or another, but don’t just sit there and pout because you’re not where you want to be. Your job must matter to others, otherwise it wouldn’t exist. Either find a new job (if you can) or suck it up. It’s not fair to make life miserable for everyone else around you just because you have chosen to let yourself be miserable.

Example Number 3: Those parents that expect everyone else to take care of their kids. This drives me completely nuts. If you’re going to have a child, then you need to accept all of the responsibilities that come with raising said child. It’s not the teacher, the neighbor, or the grandparents’ job to raise your children! Don’t have them if you can’t take care of them. I know there are certain situations that require unavoidable help from an outside source, but while receiving that help, you should be doing all that you can to function on your own. I know a single parent that went to school, worked, and raised two kids all at the same time. And let me tell you, I know the kids as adults now, and they turned out just fine and had a really great childhood. This woman did all that she possibly could to make sure of that. Now that’s work ethic people.

 

I’m not saying that if you put your all into everything, it always turns out perfectly, but isn’t it worth it to at least try? Don’t you want to feel good about earning what you own? Doesn’t that make it mean more? Don’t you like that sense of accomplishment?

I can’t imagine not working or at least volunteering; that’s just not how I was raised. I was taught that work ethic matters. It’s not enough to just do your job; to make others feel good about you and, most importantly, to feel good about yourself, you have to do your job well. I learned that at a very young age when my mother accepted nothing but A’s from me in grade school. Even with the physical challenges I have, I was not allowed to just sit around and feel sorry for myself, and I’m thankful for that. By the time I was in high school, Mom had to keep telling me to stop obsessing about my grades. I promptly blamed her for my complex.

I just don’t understand how people can go through life and not feel like they are making a difference in the world, even if it’s only to one person. It’s just…boring!

Ode to Friendship

This blog was inspired by a conversation I had with one of my closest friends the other day about what it really means to be a friend. We compared people in our lives, situations we’ve been in, and these are the conclusions I’ve come to since.

True friendship is one of the most important gifts we can possibly be given. It is far more important than any material object of any value. Over the past year and a half or so, I’ve learned that there are several different caliber of “friendship” and that some really shouldn’t be called “friendship” at all. Here they are, in my opinion:

1. The Convenients: There are those people who are “convenient friends,” those that are your friends as long as they are getting enough out of the relationship. It doesn’t really matter to them what you get out of it as long as they get what they need. These are the people who suddenly disappear when you are faced with a real obstacle and need to confide in them. Perhaps if you suddenly lose a certain status or wealth, they leave. Not really friends in my opinion.

2. The Posers: There are those people that you thought were friends and suddenly realize are not. These are the ones that really hurt. We’ve all been in this situation. Perhaps you knew her for several years, confided what you now realize is entirely too much in her, and she’s currently either ignoring you or using everything you’ve told/given her against you. Suddenly everything she says is a lie and you can hardly believe it. You don’t know whether to feel hurt, angry, or a completely different emotion entirely through the shock of loss. Perhaps she is part of the reason I’m writing this blog. (You’re all nodding your heads now. Good.)

3. The Casual (but Valuable) Acquaintances: There are those people you know from school, work, and different organizations. Maybe you’ve had lunch with them a few times, maybe been to a few events with them. They are a great support system and you have a few key interests in common, but they don’t really know YOU. They keep up with you through word of mouth or Facebook, but you don’t have direct conversations often. You’d never want anything to happen to them, but you also don’t go telling them your deepest secrets or greatest fears. However, a lot of times, these people can turn into really close friends (see point 4) if you’re lucky.

4. The Essentials or Usuals: Then there are your true friends, the ones that you’d trust with your life, or more importantly, with your dog’s life. They are at every major event in your life and show up at your house often. Usually you can count these friends out on one hand; I’m very lucky that it takes both of my hands. These are the ones that are there when you need to vent, hear a word of encouragement, or just spend a girls’ night out with. They are the ones that can make you stop banging your head against a wall (literally or figuratively) after a long, frustrating day. These are the ones you speed-dial as soon as something momentous (or not so momentous) happens. They’re the ones you hurt for when something goes terribly wrong in their lives. They’re the ones you can always count on to make you laugh, even if they don’t mean to (yes, you know who you are). They are the ones that make life so good and full of good memories. They are practically family.

 

I don’t know where I’d be without my friends (except those that are classified as numbers 1 and 2…y’all can go…LOL). You guys keep me sane while adding just the right amount of insanity to make life fun and interesting. Aside from family (dogs included), you are the most important entity that keeps me functioning, even on bad days. In a nutshell, y’all rock!

 

Hope everyone has happy holidays!

 

Katherine

Newest Frustration

Two nights ago my mom and I went out to dinner with my aunt and uncle at a restaurant in uptown New Orleans, which shall remain nameless. The restaurant is known for its great food and unique atmosphere, and is said to be one of the best restaurants in the area. The service is great, and the overall dining experience was very enjoyable.

Unfortunately, this restaurant, like several others I’ve encountered, does not follow proper handicap accessibility code.

The building has approximately a four inch bump at the entrance, too big for any electric chair to climb. Now, this is a very easy fix. First, there is the obvious “make a permanent concrete ramp” option. The problem with this is that often the sidewalks in front of businesses are owned by the city, and it is illegal for the businesses to alter the sidewalks in any way. If this is the case, an even easier fix is to get a short, removable,  metal or wooden ramp that can be kept right inside the door and put down when necessary. These ramps are not expensive, and certainly one of the most well known restaurants in the city can afford one. We own several from this company.

Though this is the first time in a while I have seen a restaurant be incompetent, it is just another example of how ignorant some people are of those of us in wheelchairs. A lot of us don’t have the option to get up and walk up a step, and there should be accommodations made for us in public places. Practically every day, I deal with not being physically able to get somewhere I want to go due to a lack in ramps, elevators, or parking spaces. It gets to be very frustrating.

Little Miss

Anyone who knows me well can tell you I’m a huge fan of Sugarland. Sugarland is without a doubt the best country duo out there right now, though they don’t sound very “country” at all. Thir music is filled with hints of pop, rock, and even a little reggae. It is positive; it can turn any bad day into a better one. I listen to them all the time while working on projects and such as a source of inspiration. If I had to pick one person as my idol, it would be Jennifer Nettles, Sugarland’s lead singer. Not only is she incredibly talented, but she uses her talent to change the world, to inspire others. Her voice literally calms me down. She cares about her fans and connects with her audience. She is smart, funny, and witty. Jennifer is an all around, good, down-to-earth person.

In October of last year, Sugarland released their best album yet, the Incredible Machine. Though I’m a little bias, I love every single track on this CD. My favorite by far, though, has to be “Little Miss.” It is a song about hope, encouragement, and assurance. It tells us that though things are bad right now, “it will be alright again,” if we just hold on long enough. It reminds us that though we may not feel it now, we are all loved. It’s a very comforting song. It has the power to make any bad day ten times better. It is incredibly inspirational.

From the lyrics of “Little Miss” sprung the Little Miss Project, originally a video created by fan club member, Erica Jean Bjork. You’ll have to watch it to really understand, but the video consists of a group of Sugarland fans from all over the United States expressing their greatest hopes and fears through handwritten sheets of paper held up to a camera. At the end of the song, we acknowledge and conquer our challenges and fears, remembering that it will be alright again. We are okay. This video debuted on YouTube in January of 2011 and now has over 40,000 views. Sugarland even put it on their website, sharing it with fans worldwide. It was truly amazing to be a part of it.

It didn’t take long for the Little Miss Project to turn live. Pretty soon, Sugarland fans were bringing handmade signs of their own to concerts all over the country and holding them up for the band when they sang “Little Miss.” Jennifer and Kristian love to read them. There is nothing more powerful then standing in the middle of an arena with thousands of people all brought together by the same lyrics…and singing those lyrics as one. The live projects began with just four or five people holding up signs, but by the end of the tour, radio stations were handing out pre-made signs to every single person in a venue. On the last night of tour in Atlanta on October 22nd, 10,000 signs were handed out. Want to know the best part? They all had MY design on them (watch here). This was probably one of the best moments of my life. It was surreal.

In June, I came up with the idea to make Jennifer and Kristian, as well as the entire band, a book to commemorate “Little Miss” and what it has meant to the fans. The book is something they can take with them on the road or have at home as a source of inspiration. Fifty-two fans, or Little Misses (and Misters), participated, giving me photos they’ve captured during this tour of the band, as well as pictures of themselves. They each wrote a paragraph or two to Sugarland, expressing what the band and their music means to them. Whether it is obstacles they’ve overcome or moments of weakness, each person has a story about how the song, the band, and the fan family has touched their lives. At the very least, the whole project – video, live shows, and book – has made us fans feel less alone through the hard times. As ridiculous as I know some of you will find this, the Sugarland Fan Club has really become a family through the years. We meet at shows for the first time after talking for months online and feel like we already know each other. We all understand how important it is to hear someone say, “it’ll be alright again,” even when it seems like it won’t be. This song has brought us closer then ever.

About a week ago I was given the opportunity to present the Little Miss Book to Jennifer and Kristian. Let me tell you, it was one of the scariest moments of my life. Not only had I worked on this project for three and a half months, but I was very attached to it. It had really meant a lot to me to be able to do it, and I was giving it to the two people whose opinions mattered the most. Needless to say, I think they loved it. There wasn’t a lot of time because they were getting ready to hit the stage, but I could see it in their faces. I really hope that now that the tour is over, they will get a chance to sit down and read it. I’d love to know what they think one day. I hope it inspires them half as much as it has inspired each of us. It was probably the most rewarding project I’ve ever been a part of.

Looking Up: Sneak Peek #2!

Good morning everyone!

Here is your second sneak peek at my book, Looking Up, which will be out in the beginning of November! Check back soon for new updates about pre-ordering, availability, and book signings!

Hospitals & Broken Bones:

I have broken hundreds of bones in my lifetime, yet I can count on one hand how many times I’ve gone to the hospital for a break. This fact usually shocks people.

They stammer, “But, but how do you know it’s broken? How do you know what to do?”

First, I am very lucky in that I have parents in the medical field. Just because they are animal doctors doesn’t mean they don’t know how to treat a broken bone. I’m basically just like a medium-sized dog, but a little more cooperative. We have casting material, wraps, hot packs, ice, and everything I could possibly need right at home. They have a lot of practice in bandaging patients that are usually a little more unwilling than me to be touched. In many ways, our materials are better (and probably more expensive) than those used at the hospital. They are lighter and yet just as supportive as regular fiberglass casting material. This is particularly good for me because any extra weight on one of my limbs can cause a break somewhere else; for example, I have had the torque from a cast on my arm break my shoulder several times. It is very important that I am wrapped correctly and in the right spots, and doctors who don’t know me well don’t know how to do this like my parents do.

It really irritates me when people ask me how I know I’ve broken a bone. Let me tell you, when you have broken bones to the extent that I have in twenty-two years, you learn how much more a displaced break hurts than a hairline fracture. You learn what “broken” sounds and feels like as opposed to “out of joint.” You can tell exactly where the break is and how severe it is. There’s no need for an x-ray. I’ve learned that the louder the snap, crackle, or pop, the worse it’s going to be. It’s hard to explain to someone who hasn’t had these experiences, but trust me, if you ask another Type III OI person, they will back me up on this.

Besides, if I went to the hospital and got an x-ray every time I broke a bone, I’d probably be glowing from the radiation at this point.

The Power of Music

I am convinced that music is one of the most powerful forces in the world. I don’t know why, but something happens when you combine words with melody that makes the impact of those words ten times greater. Think about it. If I told you to “imagine all the people living life at peace,” in a very flat, everyday voice, you’d probably just shrug me off and not think twice about it. But when that short sentence is combined with melody and sung by John Lennon, you have one of the most famous, influential, effective songs ever made–”Imagine.” Lennon really makes you think, “wow, what if people really could put their differences aside and live at peace with each other? What if there was no religion or freedom to fight over?” That is a very
powerful gift.

I don’t know what I’d do without music in my life. It has always been there; it has been that one constant throughout the years that I could always rely on. Though I listen to a lot of country (particularly Sugarland and Little Big Town), I grew up listening to oldies with my parents that I enjoy as well. I remember learning “Rockin’ Robin” and “The Wanderer” when I was about three. Granted, I had no idea what “The Wanderer” was actually about, but I liked the beat and sung it all the time. When I was about five, I had an aide that listened to nothing but country music, and much to my mother’s dismay, I became somewhat addicted. My first CDs were John Michael Montgomery and Reba McEntire. I played them over and over and over again for years. I think my mom soon regretted giving me that boom box for Christmas.

I like music that is upbeat and positive. I use it to work and to wind down. There are certain songs that just make you feel good no matter how horrible your day has been. My “mantra” is from Sugarland’s “Settlin‘”; there’s a line in that song that says “it’s my life so it’s mine to make.” Every time I hear it, it reminds me that if I want something in life, I have to go out and get it myself and be the girl that “changed her mind and changed the world.” I listened to that song practically everyday on the way to classes for the past six years and it really helped me get through my school days. It still helps me get through my days today.

And then there are those songs that say exactly what you wish your could say to your friend, loved one, or enemy. Kids, stop reading here, but who hasn’t wanted to say “F*** You” to someone in your life? (Cee Lo Green, people.) I know I have…recently. It feels so good to picture that person in your mind and sing at the top of your lungs, “And although there’s pain in my chest, I still wish you the best,  and forget youuuuu….” I highly suggest doing this only when you are alone, but it is very satisfying, trust me.

As cliche as Glee has made it, who doesn’t still smile when they hear “Just a small town girl livin’ in a lonely world,” or “I Love Rock ‘n Roll?” You can’t tell me “Come On Eileen” or Maroon Five’s “This Love” doesn’t still make you want to get up and dance. And no matter what obstacle you are up against, Sugarland’s “Little Miss” reminds you that it’s all going to be alright again and that “you are loved” no matter what. Do you feel like you’re stuck in a metaphorical rut in life? Just listen to MJ sing, “if you wanna make the world a better place, then just look at yourself and make a change.” This is music that inspires and pushes us forward. This is music we should all hear and take to heart. It truly makes the world a beautiful place.

Working for a Criminal…

Back in June I took an unpaid internship with a company called Prodigy Marketing and Entertainment. I know, what would possess me to take an unpaid internship? Well, I wasn’t getting anywhere with finding a steady job, and at least this way I would build my portfolio. Also, the completion of the internship came with a promise of a full-time job to the tune of $3200 a month, a great salary for a designer right out of school.

Before I go any further though, let me tell you a little bit about Prodigy Marketing and Entertainment.

Now that I look back on it, the whole thing was a little sketchy from the beginning. For starters, I found the internship on Craigslist and was immediately contacted to fill it. The lady who ran the company, who we will call Jane here, sounded desperate on the phone. She explained to me that she owned a night club here in Metairie and needed an email invitation for a “pajama party” happening two days later as soon as humanly possible. She claimed that her staff, mostly in Baton Rouge where she was from, was overrun, and she needed to hire someone locally for all of her marketing needs. Though I happened to have a really horrible cold that day, I got the flyer done (which was for more of a langerie party) and she was thrilled. Over the next month and a half, she fed me more and more projects; everything from flyers to CD covers to DJ electronic press kits to business cards. Though I wasn’t getting paid and didn’t always like what I was doing, I took the opportunity to learn how to do more things in the Adobe Suite and build a few portfolio pieces. It was always an interesting job; I mean, it’s not often your design professors say, “No, it needs more sex,” though believe it or not, I’ve had it happen in several more awkward words and gestures before.

The bottom line is, as far as I could tell, Prodigy Marketing and Entertainment was split into three sections; it had a modeling and talent agency, a DJ record label, and the night club mentioned before.

I worked very hard for Prodigy for about a month and a half. As I neared the end of my internship, my contact with the lady who owned it became less and less until one day I just didn’t hear from her anymore. Being sweet, innocent me, I thought maybe something happened to her because she had mentioned earlier that week she had a family emergency. As the week wore on, I began to think she just used me and dumped me as soon as she would have to actually start paying me.

It turns out that both of my assumptions were wrong…sort of. I got a call the other day from one of the DJs I had worked with through the company to develop his online marketing campaign and business card. He asked me if I still had his files (which of course I did) and if I could please take all of the Prodigy information off of his business card for him. He also was more than willing to pay me seeing as I had “put in more than my share of work for my internship.”

I made the changes to his card and then asked him what ever happened to Jane. He said that apparently back in 2008, she was convicted of check fraud and let out on parol. He had no idea until July of this year (as my internship ended), when she skipped out on her parol officer three times. She was hauled back off to jail and is now looking at ten years.

I was SHOCKED! I mean, granted, I did know this job was a little sketchy, but Lord! I did not expect this! The good news, though, is that perhaps I will get some business from the DJs I worked with through the company in the future.

Lesson learned: use my intimate contact with a private investigator friend to my advantage!